bombastic (adj.) – pompous;
inflated; pretentious
for
your edification: This one was always easy for me, too, because
there was a dopeass song from long ago (aah, the 90s. The good ole days.) called “Mr. Boombastic”, and
it was completely ridiculous and inflated
and…well, let me just give you a small sampling of the lyrical magic of
Shaggy’s “Mr. Boombastic”: “She
call me Mr. Boombastic, say me fantastic, touch me on me butt, she say I'm Mr.
Ro...mantic.” It’s really good,
isn’t it? Like, really good in a pompously inflated and pretentious
way, right? Anyway, if you know this
song, use it to your advantage. Dominate
the definition of bombastic. In
fact, do yourself a favor: go download
the song. Best 99 cents you’ll ever
spend.
If that
doesn’t help you, I’ll propose another angle to assist you in remembering this
one. Know anybody that still says “the bomb?”
Or, even anyone who is so completely pretentious that they drop the “the” and just throw the word “bomb” out there, as in: “Sweet Lord, that cheesy burrito supreme was
bomb!” Yeah? Well, they’re bombastic. It’s a stupid, pretentious word to say. It’s “bomb-ass tic”, eh? Anybody that says “bomb” is a total “bomb
ass.” Bombastic.
examplification – Sneaky Pete : Yo, G! Check out my bomb ass new watch, yo. I
got it from that bomb dude that
sells watches out of his coat, homie!
I’m rockin’ a Rolex, yo! Your Timex is wack, yo! This piece is fly! I am so fly!
I am bomb, yo!
Tiny
Tina: You’re an ass, yo!
Crystal: A bombastic
ass, yo!
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