abhor (v) To hate. A lot.
To really, really hate.
abhorrence ( n). The act of really, really
hating something. A lot. Really.
abhorrent (adj). Very hateful. Really, really hateful. In a repulsive way.
for your
edification : This is silly, but, okay: abhor
sounds kinda like “ab whore.” In my
mind, if someone has flat abs, they’re probably a total whore. I mean, if they aren’t total whores, they
might as well be, right?* “Abhor”
means to hate. So, for our intents
and purposes, let’s tie it all together and just agree to hate all ab
whores. Let’s call the whole lot of ‘em
super-repulsive – abhorrent! They are so hateful. Repulsively
hateful. So worthy of hatred!!! 2-4-6-8; who is it we really hate? Ab Whores!
Ab Whores! We abhor the Ab Whores!
*
not right. Duh.
examplification – Patty: I find it abhorrent that
you have some strange abhorrence for the girls you call “ab
whores.” Just because a girl has
flat abs doesn’t mean she’s a whore. And it doesn't mean you should abhor her because of her flat abs.
Mean Wanda: Interesting theory. I abhor you, and you don’t have any abs. You’re still a total whore, though.
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