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abhor; abhorrence; abhorrent


    abhor (v)  To hate.  A lot.  To really, really hate.

abhorrence ( n). The act of really, really hating something.  A lot.  Really. 

abhorrent (adj). Very hateful.  Really, really hateful.  In a repulsive way. 

for your edification :  This is silly, but, okay:  abhor sounds kinda like “ab whore.”  In my mind, if someone has flat abs, they’re probably a total whore.  I mean, if they aren’t total whores, they might as well be, right?*   “Abhor means to hate.  So, for our intents and purposes, let’s tie it all together and just agree to hate all ab whores.  Let’s call the whole lot of ‘em super-repulsive – abhorrent!  They are so hateful.  Repulsively hateful.  So worthy of hatred!!!  2-4-6-8; who is it we really hate?  Ab Whores!  Ab Whores!  We abhor the Ab Whores!


* not right.  Duh.

examplificationPatty:  I find it abhorrent that you have some strange abhorrence for the girls you call “ab whores.”  Just because a girl has flat abs doesn’t mean she’s a whore. And it doesn't mean you should abhor her because of her flat abs.

Mean Wanda:  Interesting theory.  I abhor you, and you don’t have any abs.  You’re still a total whore, though.

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