modicum

       modicum (n.) – a small amount

for your edification:  I shall now introduce you to two pretty disgusting brand-spanking- new-to-the-English-language words.  You heard it here first:  the Webster’s Dictionary people are (not) putting these two new words in all future dictionary editions they print!  And they’re dirty!  They’re dirty words!  Without further ado, the dirty new (never) approved by the Webster’s Dictionary people words are as follows:   First:  “maxicum.”  Maxicum means a super huge amount of, um, well, cum.  Yuck, Webster’s people!  Why, WHY are you (not) printing this word in a dictionary?  And then there’s their other new word:  “minicum.”  Minicum, of course, means the teeniest, eensiest little amount of, er, cum.  Gross, again!  Webster’s!  I am so ashamed (that I am blatantly lying to innocent impressionable youth in order to teach an SAT word).  So, of course, if you can recognize that “maxicum” is this giant motherlode amount of cum, and “minicum” is just a teeny tiny droplet of cum, well, it’s pretty logically obvious that there is going to be a word meaning an in-between amount:  modicum.  OH!  FYI, and this is VERY IMPORTANT!!!:  modicum refers to a small amount (not teensy eentsy miniscule and not hugely large and in charge) of ANYTHING.  Not just a small amount of a man’s semenono. 

Again - modicum:  a small amount.  A small amount of anything. 

examplification  - Crystal:  It’s clear that Skinny Jim does not even have a modicum of decency – no, not even a small amount of decency -  when he is constantly talking about his maxicum and minicum excretions.

Gina:  To be fair, he’s trying to set the maxicum and minicum world’s records.  

Crystal:  No!  Those are not things!