largess

       largess (n.) – the generous bestowal of generous gifts

for your edification:  Aaah, largess.  How can anyone look at this word and not think “large ass”?  Seriously.  If you can look at “largess” and see anything other than “large ass”, you have a much stronger resolve than I.  How does this help you remember the definition, though?  Well, everyone knows, if you have a large ass, you obviously have a generous gift that has been so generously bestowed upon you.  What more is there to say?  If you’ve got a large ass, you have a truly fantastic gift.  A largess!  Congratulations!

Examplification – Paco:  Tadow, Gina!  When your cousin set us up on this blind date, she did not tell me that your creator bestowed such a generous gift upon you.

Gina:  Um, what?

Paco:  Your largess.  It's your large ass!  It’s like a gift from the heavens.

Gina:  As great as this plate of nachos and a Sprite with two straws has been, this is going to be our final date, Paco my friend.  

Paco:  You wanna make out a little, though?

Gina:  I do not.