impervious (adj.) – unable to be
penetrated
for
your edification: You know how perverts - pervs to you and me - are
always trying to penetrate things
all over the place? All they think about
is penetrating because they are
pervy perverts who just want to perve everything in their path. Well, there are things out there that pervs are unable to penetrate. If something
is impervious, then it is unable to be penetrated. It's not pervious; it's impervious. Make sense?
examplification -
Mitzi:
That pervy guy Carl keeps asking if he can penetrate me after the mid-Spring
SemiFormal. Nast!
Muffy: So nast.
But, everyone knows that the metaphorical chastity belt you’ve pledged
to wear until you are married or meet Ryan Gosling makes you completely impervious to all pervs
everywhere.
Mitzi: That’s so true. I’m proud to say I’m 99% unable to be penetrated unless Ryan Gosling otherwise recommends
that he should rip off my virgin band-aid.
It’s his call, really.
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