wane

       wane (v.) – to diminish in size

for your edification:  There are a couple ways you can remember this one.  If you live in Kentucky, this will be easy for you, because you obviously know some guy named Wayne.  Is your pal Wayne fat?  Does he need to lose a lot of weight?   If Wayne needs to diminish in size, then Wayne needs to wane.  (If you’re sitting there scratching your head going, “Crap!  I know a dude named Wayne, but he doesn’t need to diminish in size because he’s so dang skinny,"  then you can just think to yourself – about skinny Wayne – “Wayne doesn’t need to wane.”  It works both ways, m’friend.)

Conversely, you might live in Rhode Island where the Waynes are fewer and further between.  You know what aren’t fewer and further between in Rhode Island (or anywhere else)?  Weens.  What’s a ween?  Haha, you little innocent lamb.  A ween is short for weiner.  It’s a rod, a stick, a peener, a salami, a dong, a schlong, a pong, a sh’bong…you get the point.)  Anyway, you know that sometimes a ween will increase in size, but then other times, a ween will wane.  Sometimes boys hope their weens will wane, sometimes they don’t.  Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.  

examplification  - Mitzi:  Good gosh, Muffy.  That Wayne guy in our precal class sure did wane over the summer!  His boobs used to be bigger than yours!  Now he’s almost cute enough to ask me out!

Muffy:  His weight may have diminished in size, but it would be really nice if his ween would wane, too, while we are in class.  The only parabola I want to see during 4^th period is in my textbook.