for
your edification: We’re gonna do a little shat-talking up in
here, but it’s about a fictional character, so it’s okay. Our fictional shat-talk victim is named Mendy
(rad name you picked out for your grabsy spawn, Mendy’s mom and dad!). Our Mendy is always poaching money off of
everyone. She like, never, ever has
money. Mendy begs for handouts, wherever she goes – thus, by definition, she is a mendicant. Because she’s a greedy, avaricious (don’t
worry; we’ll get to this one soon) little thing, no one invites her
anywhere. If anyone’s ever like, “Who
wants to hit up the food court after school for some chicken fried pizza
dippers?” everyone will automatically respond, “Mendy can’t. She’s a begging mendicant.” So, yeah. Mendy can't because she's a begging, sniveling, grabbing, taking, using little beggar. Got it?
examplification -
Mendy:
Hey. Give me some of your candy
corn. I love me some candy corn. Please, please, PLEASE! Mendy NEEDS THE CANDY CORN!
Paco: Sorry, Mendy. Can’t.
If you weren’t such a begging
mendicant, Mendy, perhaps I
would. But you are a begging mendicant, Mendy. So, I Can’t, Mendy. Can’t.
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