laud (v.) – to praise
for
your edification: Oh, Lawd!
You look fabulous. Oh, Lawd! You make my toes curl and my small intestine
jiggle excitedly. Oh, Lawd! You put the good in “Good Lord,” you honey nuggets of golden sunbeams, you! Oh, Lawd!
If I praise you any more, the
amount of praise I’m heaping upon
you will procreate and make more praise
and that praise will make praise babies
and those praise babies will throw their praise around to every other piece of praise that gives them the time of day. Praise
the Lawd! I don’t know how to express in
any more ways that laud
sounds like “lawd”, and that means praise.
examplification - Skinny Jim: Sweet Lawd, girl! You’re lookin’ like a succulent Thanksgiving turkey
thigh baked lovingly by my dearly departed Nana - God rest her soul. You gotta lotta shake in your bake, don’t
you? You sizzle like the Sizzler.
Paula: I don’t understand the meaning of the words
that you say.
Skinny
Jim: Nothing but laud, girl. Praise.
Laud. Love.
Paula: Let’s maybe spend some not talking for a
while.
Skinny
Jim: Like, making out?
Paula: No.
Not at all.
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