rebuff (v.) – a blunt rejection
for
your edification: You know how you’re super-hot and amazing,
and everyone wants you? It’s true, you
minx, you. You’re on fire, and you don’t
even know it. Is there anyone good
enough for you? No. Imagine some kinda buff guy or gal approaches
you, sidles up next to you and asks you out.
Do you say yes? Of course
not. That kinda buff guy or gal is not
good enough for you. No way. Okay, now imagine that your rejection only
fueled that kinda buff guy or gal’s fire, and he or she decided he or she
should get buff all over again – “re-buff”,
if you will. That guy or gal works day or night to become bigger,
better, more buff version of him/herself, and it’s all because of you. Finally, the newly more buff guy or gal feels
they are ready to try once again to win your heart. But, alas.
The newly more buff guy or gal is just not worth your time. Oh, no.
So you look at the newly buff guy or gal, yet again, and rebuff them anew. You have provided another blunt rejection. This is you we’re talking about. I
don’t care how buff someone is, or how many time he/she buffs 'emself up
again, for no one will ever be good enough for you. No one.
examplification
- Sneaky Pete: I’m pretty sure the only reason Crystal’s
always bluntly rejecting me is 'cuz I gained a couple ell-bees over the summer.
Mean
Wanda: You didn’t gain a couple pounds;
you look like you ate Santa.
Sneaky
Pete: Well, I have a plannio. I’m gonna start working out again, re-buff
these 'ceps, and she’ll be begging to drink up the juice Sneaky Pete is pouring.
Mean
Wanda: You can re-buff all the lardy
tissue in your body, but Crystal is just going to rebuff you again with her special brand of bitchily blunt rejection. Getting buff won’t change the fact that you’re
a giant dick.
Sneaky
Pete: I have a giant what?
Mean
Wanda: No, you don’t.
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