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rebuff


       rebuff (v.) – a blunt rejection

for your edification:  You know how you’re super-hot and amazing, and everyone wants you?  It’s true, you minx, you.  You’re on fire, and you don’t even know it.  Is there anyone good enough for you?  No.  Imagine some kinda buff guy or gal approaches you, sidles up next to you and asks you out.  Do you say yes?  Of course not.  That kinda buff guy or gal is not good enough for you.  No way.  Okay, now imagine that your rejection only fueled that kinda buff guy or gal’s fire, and he or she decided he or she should get buff all over again – “re-buff”, if you will.    That guy or gal works day or night to become bigger, better, more buff version of him/herself, and it’s all because of you.   Finally, the newly more buff guy or gal feels they are ready to try once again to win your heart.  But, alas.  The newly more buff guy or gal is just not worth your time.  Oh, no.  So you look at the newly buff guy or gal, yet again, and rebuff them anew.  You have provided another blunt rejection.  This is you we’re talking about.  I don’t care how buff someone is, or how many time he/she buffs 'emself up again, for no one will ever be good enough for you.  No one. 

examplification  - Sneaky Pete:  I’m pretty sure the only reason Crystal’s always bluntly rejecting me is 'cuz I gained a couple ell-bees over the summer. 

Mean Wanda:  You didn’t gain a couple pounds; you look like you ate Santa.

Sneaky Pete:  Well, I have a plannio.  I’m gonna start working out again, re-buff these 'ceps, and she’ll be begging to drink up the juice Sneaky Pete is pouring.

Mean Wanda:   You can re-buff all the lardy tissue in your body, but Crystal is just going to rebuff you again with her special brand of bitchily blunt rejection.  Getting buff won’t change the fact that you’re a giant dick.

Sneaky Pete:  I have a giant what?

Mean Wanda:  No, you don’t.

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