bilious (adj.) – cranky; irritable
for
your edification: If you know someone named Billy (like I do),
and he’s kind of an ass (like the Billy I know is), then this one will be easy
for you. “Bilious” sounds like “billy
is”, and in this case, Billy is cranky,
irritable - a real wankjob, fo
sho. Billy says things like “fo sho," by
the way.
If you
don’t know anyone named Billy, I’ll provide some for you so you can have some Cranky/Irritable/Assy Billy mind-associations: 1) Billy
the Kid – he killed, like, twenty-one people or something, and from what
I’ve heard, he also spit on old ladies
and pomeranians. Irritably assy.; 2) Billy Idol: google him and try to find a picture where he
doesn’t have a bilious, cranky scowl
on his face. Non-scowly Billy Idol
pictures are pretty rare, my friend.
Sexy? Maybe. Rare?
Yes. Cranky? Obviously; 3) Billy Ray Cyrus: this is the dude who had his panties all in a
bunch about his achy, breaky heart and has to talk about his mullet and his
Salvia-loving daughter in every single interview he gives. Under those
circumstances, anyone would be irritable,
but, still: shut your cranker, Billy
Ray Cyrus. Other Billys that might help
you include (but are not limited to) Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Corgan, Billy
Dee Williams (I don’t know why you’d choose this Billy. He seems very pleasant.), and Billy goats
(any of ‘em. All of ‘em). I trust you now have a thoroughly generous
supply of Billys to which your brain might refer.
examplification – Crystal: I got stuck with that bilious toolface Billy for my
biology partner, and his cranky attitude
zapped all the enjoyment I could have had out of the sacred frog dissection,
instead making the dismemberment a miserable experience because of his irritable jerkiness.
Paula: That blows.
Distinguishing the difference between my frog’s anus and his spleen was super-fun.
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