supine

       supine (adj.) – lying on the back

for your edification:  Well, here we go, selfishly deriding another female for our own personal gain (the gain of our growing vocabulary prowess, of course).  This time, it’s our friend Sue.  You know Sue:  she’s the one who’s always lying on her back, supine in the pines, legs in the air like she just don’t care.  You know that expression they say about baseball players – that when they’re sitting on the bench they’re “riding the pines”?  Well, I hate to be crass (not really), but Sue lays on her back, supine on the bench, riding, ahem, the pines (and pretty much every member of the baseball team,  if you know what I mean).  You do, don’t you, Filthy Mind?   Of course you do.  

examplification -  Sue:  Why does everyone always call me Sue Pine?

Mitzi:  Because every time we see you you’re lying on your back, supine,  with some guy in the pines. 

Sue:  Wow!  It’s as though my parents were psychic when they named me all those years ago.

Mitzi:  Psychically predicting the future skankies of the world is a remarkable skill.

Sue:  Right?