succulent

        succulent (adj.) – juicy

for your edification:  This one’s pretty sick, but if you can pronounce it, you can remember the definition of it.  Ready?  Okay.  Let’s say it together:  “Suck you lent.”  As in a literal suck that you lent to someone.  Ew.  Why did you lend someone a suck?  That’s gross.  Now look at what succulent means:  juicy.  So was the succulent suck you lent juicy, or was the product of the succulent suck you lent juicy?  Either way, you’re pretty sick, you sicko.

examplification - Carl:  I figured out why they call that Marjorie chick ‘ Dracula.’

Paco:  Because Dracula had a huge Rackula?

Carl:  No.  Not why.  Here’s why.  The other night, we went out, and  I guess she thought she was giving me, like, a juicy, succulent kiss on my neck or something, but when she came up for air after the suck she lent, she spit out about a liter of my blood.

Paco:  Dude.  That is so wrong.  The Red Cross is in need, and she acts like blood grows on trees?  Gross.