hirsute

       hirsute (adj.) – covered in hair

for your edification:  This one’s really swell.  It’s pronounced “her suit,” but if you add one cozy little letter ‘A’ between the ‘H’ and the ‘I’, you turn “her suit” into “hair suit.”  Look at it again:  “hirsute” is really, really close to hair suit,  and that’s exactly what it means!  Sexy, eh?  It’s a person covered in hair, and that’s pretty freaking rad, don’t you think?

examplification -  Birthmark Tony:  Didn’t you take that chick Paula to the Tastee Shack last night?  How’d that go?

Gary:  It would have been fine if I wanted to chill with Chewbacca and not a hot chick.

Birthmark Tony:  Er.  What?

Gary:  Yeah.  She was wearing this short skirt, which under normal circumstances would be welcomed fully by myself, except that, dude, she was wearing a hair suit on her legs.

Birthmark Tony:  She was hirsute?

Gary:  Completely hirsute.  Covered in hair from thighs to toes.  Seriously:  I could have French braided her leg hair in the middle of the Tastee Shack if I so desired.

Birthmark Tony:  Wow.

Gary:  Wow, indeed.