nugatory

             nugatory (adj.) – ineffective; worthless

for your edification:  Candy bars are so freaking awesome, you know?  Give me a little chocolate, maybe add a couple of peanuts, throw in a dash of caramel if you’re really feeling frisky (and let’s face it:  I am.):  delicious.  Ahh, candy.  But let me tell you, friend, there is one ingredient trying its darndest to completely destroy the value of the candy bar’s good name.  I think we both know that malevolent ingredient (presumably invented by Satan himself) trying its hardest to ruin the reputation of candy worldwide:  it’s nougat, of course.  Nougat.  Ugh.  It’s so unnecessary.  What is nougat, anyway?  It’s, like, honey and sugar and bleach and some seashells and those gross big black nuts from the mixed nuts jar that everybody hates, laced with broken dreams.  Nougat completely detracts from the integrity of the candy bar.  Nougat is so ineffective.  Nougat is so worthless.  Nougat is so nugatory.  Yuck.  Thanks for nothing, nougat.

examplification – Gary:  Being in high school is so worthless.  I should be ballin in the NBA, making money on the side with Nothin’ But Nougat - the nougat-only candy empire I plan on starting in the off-season.

Rodrigo:  Dude?  You’re like five foot three.  And you didn’t make our school basketball team.  And your candy idea is pointlessly nugatory, too.  Nougat is nasty.  It’s trifling, like you and your dreams.

Gary:  Nougat haters gonna hate.