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disseminate


             disseminate (v.) – to spread or scatter widely

for your edification:  This one is awesome.  Whenever you see the word disseminate, you get to imagine a superhero.  A superhero of semen.  Wha?  That’s right.  You know what our superhero of semen does?  He spreads his semen around, scattering it widely as he journeys along.  How widely, you ask?  Oh.  So widely that ‘dis semen ate a nation.  Like, a whole country.  Why would he do that?  I dunno.  Maybe the superhero of semen is widely scattering his seed to create a new exciting race of semen spreading man.  Makes sense to me.

examplification -  Gina: Watch out!  Semenman is on the lookout, ready to disseminate his seed, spreading and scattering his offspring far and wide. 

Patty:  Thanks for the advice.  My thighs are on lockdown until further notice.

Gina:  For once.

Patty:  What?

Gina:  What?

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