irascible

       irascible (adj.) – easily angered

for your edification:  If you can say this one, you can remember this one.  It’s (more or less) pronounced like this:  “Er ass uh bull.”   That (obviously) makes me think of someone who is “assable.”  If you are assable (or irascible, duh) you are easily angered.  You turn into an ass, like, really easily.  Don’t be assable.  Don’t be irascible.  Just calm the freak down, okay.  It’s for the children.  It’s for humanity.

examplification – Mean Wanda:  Holy nuggets of warm flaming crap, mother pudding loving ravager of everything holy; I am fixing to bust a cap in someone’s face and pull it out their wormhole.

Carl:  Good grief.  What’s got you so assable?

Mean Wanda:  Oh.  I looked down and my shoelace is untied, and I just got done tying it, like, forty minutes ago.

Carl:  That is taking irascible to a whole ‘nother level.

Mean Wanda:  You wanna step to this?