morass

         morass (n.) a marshy swamp; figuratively, something confusing and troubling

for your edification:  Yay for this one.  This word means two things:  one literal, and one figurative.  Say the word aloud:  “more ass.”  You know what will literally slow you down in a marshy swamp?  Having more ass.  Having more ass isn’t gonna help you out of a morass any quicker, am I right?  

You also don’t literally need to be in a marshy, swampy morass in order to use the word morass.  Think about it this way – maybe there’s some guy or some girl you like, and you’re thinking they may be into you, too, but then they start to act more ass(y) and everything is just confusing and troubling to you.  Why are they acting more ass(y)?  You kind of feel like you’re wading in a marshy swamp when people act more ass(y), don’t you?  It’s a morass, my friend.  

examplification – Paula:  Trying to figure you out is like wading through a swampy morass. 

Carl:  Sorry to confuse and befuddle, yo.  Look way down into these eyes and see:  I’m just too deep and full of soul, girl, for most honeys to understand.

Paula:  Just when I think you couldn’t be more of an ass, nope, there it is; more ass.

Carl:  Speaking of more ass, P:  look in a mirror, girl.  You got more ass than a Tonka truck.

Paula:  Wow.