jugular

        jugular (adj.) – pertaining to the throat

for your edification:  You know who I like?  Dudes (and chicks) without pretenses.  Dudes (and chicks) who don’t mind getting their hands dirty.  Dudes (and chicks) who aren’t afraid to drink out of a motherfreaking jug.  Those completely awesome dudes (and chicks) who drink out of jugs aren’t ashamed; they just throw those jugs back and let their beverage-frumma-jug slide all the way down their grateful throats.  There it is, folks:  word association.   Drink comes from jug.  Jug is poured down throat.   Jugular means pertaining to the throat.  Easy.

examplification – Crystal:  How was your date with Sneaky Pete?

Paula:  Ridiculous.  He picked me up in his dad’s pickup truck, drove me out to an abandoned parking lot, and pulled out a jug  of some drink I couldn’t identify  for us to share.   That was, like, it.  No dinner.  No movie.  The burned down video store parking lot, and a jug.

Crystal:  I hoped you wringed your hands around his jugular and made him beg for mercy. 

Paula:  Totally.  We made out first, but then I definitely did that.

Crystal:  Obviously.