heinous (adj.) – disgusting; atrocious
for
your edification: If I wasn’t so dedicated to your SAT success,
I would probably be too embarrassed to share the disgustingly atrocious yet easy way to remember the definition of
heinous. But, I care about you, all right? So, without further ado, here you go. Heinous: imagine, if you will, that it is a
contraction. That contraction consists
of two lovely words - hairy and
anus. Put ‘em together in contractionish
form, and ya got h’anus. Or, as I like
to spell it: heinous. You know
what’s disgusting and atrocious? A hairy anus. Everybody knows: hairy + anus = heinous. So simple.
Examplification – Crystal: How have you enjoyed your work study program at the hair removal office
this semester?
Gina: Mostly it’s been cool, except when I’m
assisting with a wax and we encounter a disgusting
h’anus, which I can now report to you your Spanish teacher, Senorita Lopez possesses.
Crystal: Senorita Lopez has what?
Gina: A h’anus.
A hairy anus. Obviously.
Crystal: That is heinous.
Gina: Muy heinous, hermana. It's like the Amazon down there. Or, it was before I de-haired her glory hole.
Crystal: I'm going to puke up my Lunchable. Oh my God.
