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abhor; abhorrence; abhorrent


    abhor (v)  To hate.  A lot.  To really, really hate.

abhorrence ( n). The act of really, really hating something.  A lot.  Really. 

abhorrent (adj). Very hateful.  Really, really hateful.  In a repulsive way. 

for your edification :  This is silly, but, okay:  abhor sounds kinda like “ab whore.”  In my mind, if someone has flat abs, they’re probably a total whore.  I mean, if they aren’t total whores, they might as well be, right?*   “Abhor” means to hate.  So, for our intents and purposes, let’s tie it all together and just agree to hate all ab whores.  Let’s call the whole lot of ‘em super-repulsive – abhorrent!  They are so hateful.  Repulsively hateful.  So worthy of hatred!!!  2-4-6-8; who is it we really hate?  Ab Whores!  Ab Whores!  We abhor the Ab Whores!


* not right.  Duh.

examplification – Patty:  I find it abhorrent that you have some strange abhorrence for the girls you call “ab whores.”  Just because a girl has flat abs doesn’t mean she’s a whore. And it doesn't mean you should abhor her because of her flat abs.

Mean Wanda:  Interesting theory.  I abhor you, and you don’t have any abs.  You’re still a total whore, though.