for
your edification: This one’s pretty sick, but if you can pronounce
it, you can remember the definition of it.
Ready? Okay. Let’s say it together: “Suck you lent.” As in a literal suck that you lent to
someone. Ew. Why did you lend someone a suck? That’s gross.
Now look at what succulent
means: juicy. So was the succulent suck you lent juicy, or was the product of the succulent suck you lent juicy?
Either way, you’re pretty sick, you sicko.
examplification - Carl: I figured out why they
call that Marjorie chick ‘ Dracula.’
Paco: Because Dracula had a huge Rackula?
Carl: No. Not why. Here’s why. The other night, we went out, and I guess she thought she was giving me, like, a juicy, succulent kiss on my neck or something, but when she came up for air after the suck she lent, she spit out about a liter of my blood.
Paco: Dude. That is so wrong. The Red Cross is in need, and she acts like blood grows on trees? Gross.
