prolix (adj.) – tediously wordy;
drawn out
for
your edification: Here’s the thing: there are some people out there who claim to
be experts with their tongues. Now, I’m
not one to judge – maybe they are, and maybe they aren’t – but I’d imagine the
requirements to go full-on professional licking squad are pretty intense. Regardless, here’s some information I do know
about those who possess superior tongue prowess: just because individuals may have been
blessed with exceptional tongue aptitude does NOT mean that they were blessed
with the ability to speak in a clear and concise manner. Precisely the opposite: as it turns out, studies have shown that
individuals with more capable licking skills (those with pro licks) are actually 81% more likely to speak in a tirelessly, tediously wordy and drawn out manner.* It’s called prolix.
Here’s
the mathematical equation: great lickers = boring, longwinded, toooooo
many word-using speakers.
Prolix.
*
statistical analysis should not be considered truthful.
examplification – Birthmark Tony: That date with Rhonda was an enormous crap
sandwich.
Billy: Rockin’ Rhonda? She didn’t show you her tongue skills? She could go All State in licking
skills. Hell, she could skip college and
get in on the pro licks circuit.
Birthmark
Tony: That’s all well and good, but I
wouldn’t know. She just talked and
talked and freaking wouldn’t shut up all night long. Literally – every story was sooo drawn out
and wordy and full of prolix that
I couldn’t get a word in edgewise - much
less get my tongue in edgewise.
Billy: Well, that’s the hazard of dating an amazing tonguer. Amazing tonguing, unamazing wordiness and
endless talking.
Birthmark
Tony: I’m not taking that chance
again. From here on out, I’m only gonna
date those with mediocre tongue skills.
Billy: It’s the sensible thing to do.
